Monday, April 9, 2012

Game of Thrones photo recap: "The Night Lands"

It's that time again. Another hour of Game of Thrones' goodness has come and gone, and again there are too many plot points, new characters, intrigues and gorgeous images to describe in words. So I present a new, recurring feature: the Game of Thrones photo recap and quote roundup! Check out the gallery below, then check out the best quotes from "The Night Lands." (And yes, most of them belong to Tyrion. As they always will.)

The episode's best moments: the introduction of Pyke, Arya is discovered, a glimpse of a White Walker, and more.



The best quotes from "The Night Remembers"; Tyrion makes a threat, Sam shows a woman some respect, and Yara mocks her amorous brother.

"Another king. How many is that now, five? I've lost count." Cersei's confusion certainly resonates with this viewer.

"You should taste her fish pie." "I don't think Lord Varys likes fish pie." A vagina joke and a eunuch joke in one comment! Tyrion and Shae should form a touring comedy act.

"Wish I grew up on a farm." Poor virginal Sam; vow of celibacy be damned, that boy needs to get laid.

"I'm not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I'm denying its existence." Tyrion Lannister, comedian, continues to kill. Figuratively, of course. (Although literal killing can't be far off.)

"I can't steal her. She's a person, not a goat." Samwell Tarly is the Westeros equivalent of Ryan Gosling.

"You shouldn't insult people who are bigger than you." "Then I'd never get to insult anyone." Well, Arya, you could insult Tyrion. But I wouldn't recommend it.

"So good to see you, brother. This is a homecoming to tell my grandchildren about." If Theon could keep it in his pants, he wouldn't run into these accidental-incest situations.

"You're a woman!" ""You're the one in skirts." Yara Greyjoy is not only the lone woman in Westeros who is allowed to wield power like a man; she's also taking on Tyrion in the "Westeros' Funniest" contest.

"You don't know how persuasive I am. I never tried to fuck you." Salladhor Saan is a man confident in his own abilities.

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